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The Punny Side of Life

If you are a fan of puns, or just sharing things that makes others groan, well, this is your thread.

I'll start...




#1 rootabaga, Dec 21, 2015
oh my... that was not good.

#2 dan330, Dec 21, 2015
That one would be hard to top.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks.
You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them.
Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.
Groucho in Animal Crackers
#3 dontpanicbobby, Dec 22, 2015
I had a lead on a horse the other day and went straight to the track. But my horse went lame early. It was the first out of its gait...
#4 rootabaga, Dec 22, 2015
I wouldn't be a baker but I knead the dough.
#5 jefboyardee, Dec 22, 2015
The lens maker fell into his machine and made a spectacle of himself.
#6 olbriar, Dec 22, 2015
The Pyromaniac made an ash of himself.
#7 andruoid, Dec 26, 2015
He lit up when asked about the day's events..
#8 bcrichster, Dec 26, 2015
Only until he was fired.
#9 andruoid, Dec 26, 2015
Then, in his anger, flamed the internet.
#10 andruoid, Dec 26, 2015
This heated things up to the boiling point.
#11 andruoid, Dec 26, 2015
Others caught on to his plan and it spread from there
#12 andruoid, Dec 26, 2015
He met a girl, Amber, who sparked new life into him.
#13 andruoid, Dec 26, 2015
#14 dan330, Dec 28, 2015
That's a Gouda one!
#15 andruoid, Dec 28, 2015
My doctor says the reason for my high stress levels is that I am both a wigwam and a teepee — I am two tents.
#16 lunatic59, Dec 28, 2015
If you get nostalgic about childhood camping trips you are just living in the past tents.
#17 andruoid, Dec 28, 2015
#18 rootabaga, Jan 8, 2016
#19 lunatic59, Jan 8, 2016
#20 olbriar, Jan 8, 2016
^^^ The version I've seen before but had forgotten...

#21 rootabaga, Jan 8, 2016
#22 andruoid, Jan 8, 2016
#23 andruoid, Jan 8, 2016
#24 andruoid, Jan 8, 2016
#25 Kaat72, Jan 20, 2016
^^^ Nicely done, kudos!
#69 rootabaga, Feb 27, 2016